"This is Los Angeles Comedy Shorts, we're calling to let you know Guaranteed Sex is an Official Selection. Congratulations."
At that point I dropped the phone and ran out into the street naked, nearly getting struck by a passing car, and shouted things I can't remember at the top of my lungs. Not really. But that's what I wanted to do.
My greatest thanks to Anthony Morcom, the writer, who has been an all around most excellent person throughout the evolution of the film. We blindsided him with it, and he's taken it in stride.
Here's the film, one more time: